So how come you filthy casuals aren’t watching JoJo yet?
Discovered a cave in the ground right next to a house in a village I had come across. As I was digging, I unknowingly created a pit from the bottom up, which one of the passing villagers fell through.
Taught Fred Dumbass Flinstone to dick with my minecrafting by going Cask of Amontillado on his ass and sentencing him to death by immurement right on the god damn spot. That’s some Edgar Allan Poe shit, you ignorant fucks! I was his judge and executioner. The jury consisted of each and every single fuck I gave at the moment.
There was no jury, of course.
As you can see, that was his last moment before being completely walled up underground in never-ending darkness for the rest of his natural blocky life.
… Why am I still single, you guys?