Shooting for the Stars

Typical anime conversation.

Foggy Glasses: Hey.
Foggy Glasses: Ao no Exorcist is pretty fucking cool.
Foggy Glasses: Or Blue Exorcist.
Foggy Glasses: Whatever.
Foggy Glasses: But I just watched the first two episodes.
Foggy Glasses: And shit is legit.
Spirit Youth: Looks like typical shounen-shit.
Foggy Glasses: Fuck you.
Foggy Glasses: You're a faggot.
Foggy Glasses: You have no taste.
Foggy Glasses: You like K-On.
Foggy Glasses: You're gay.
Foggy Glasses: Faggot.
Spirit Youth: Oh, shit, I just remembered, movie trailer!
Spirit Youth: I should go look that up.
Foggy Glasses: See?
Foggy Glasses: This is exactly what I'm talking about.
Foggy Glasses: Enjoy your fucking moeblob bullshit.
Foggy Glasses: But I'm gonna watch a real show.
Foggy Glasses: About real people.
Foggy Glasses: Doing real things.
Foggy Glasses: Like kicking the asses of demons and shit.

You mean that's NOT normal...?

p i x e l: oh do you have a suggestion for another animal I could make a phone charm out of? I can't think of any other ones besides a cat, dog and a rabbit fff
lucawesome: A manticore.
p i x e l: :l
lucawesome: A chimera.
p i x e l: I just want a normal household pet
lucawesome: Oh.
lucawesome: Sorry.
lucawesome: A sphinx.

"My Doggie with Diabetes"

Me: ... Are you serious?  That's what the next book is called?
Alex: Yeah, and I really don't know how I'm gonna do that.
Me: How did the guy say he wanted you to illustrate it?
Alex: He didn't say anything, I might just draw the dog wearing glasses and missing one foot.

Endless grinning.

Spirit Youth: I'm bored as fuck.
Rival Overlord: Look up Boku no Pico and watch it.
Rival Overlord: It's this awesome new mecha show.
Spirit Youth: Shut up. I know what the fuck that is.
Rival Overlord: Nyoro~n!

Dem Yugiohz.

André: WANNA GET PUNCHED.
lucawesome: PUNCH ME, FAGGOT, I DARE YOU.
lucawesome: I HAVE 2600 ATTACK POINTS.
André: WELL
André: I USE
André: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
André: AND NOW
André: YOU HAVE 0 ATTACK POINTS
lucawesome: :c

It's funny because it's true.

Keromega: *Thinks* I still have Wild World, but never play it
Keromega: same with City Folk. man did I get suckered into that one
lucawesome: Same here, and I only played it for like a month.
Keromega: IMMA GONNA GET ALL THE BUGS/FISH
Keromega: No, no you're not.
Keromega: You'll get all of that Month's catch in about 2-3 days, and then you'll never touch it again
lucawesome: DON'T FORGET THE FOSSILS.
Keromega: Fuck you.

Sounds like someone wants to get RAPED again...

lucawesome: TONIGHT.
lucawesome: YOU.
André: TOMORROW
André: YOUR FAMILY
lucawesome: NEXT WEEK.
lucawesome: YOUR COUNTRY.
André: NEXT MONTH.
André: THE WORLD.
lucawesome: FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

It's finally over!

COMICAL!!: wait...
COMICAL!!: Fullmetal Alchemist ended?
COMICAL!!: I'm only on volume 10
lucawesome: The manga, yep.
COMICAL!!: DONT SPOIL IT
lucawesome: It's over.
lucawesome: NOPE, TOO LATE.
COMICAL!!: It's the only manga I still read other than One Piece!
lucawesome: MUSTANG KILLS DUMBLEDORE.
COMICAL!!: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-