Shooting for the Stars

It had to be done.

Saviala: So what are you doing?
lucawesome: Trying not to stream anything so this torrent will download faster.
Saviala: Ah what are you torrenting? Game? Animu?
lucawesome: Pornography.
Saviala: Oh yeah duh what was I thinking.
Saviala: Obviously.
Saviala: It better be Perofella.
lucawesome: YES.
lucawesome: IT IS.

If it keeps falling, you should TRIFORCE.

Broswagonist: Sweet shit, just turned my fancy Persona 4 poster into a wall scroll pretty much.
star guitar.: woo~
star guitar.: that reminds me, I need to hang up my Zelda poster
star guitar.: it keeps falling
Broswagonist: THE GODDESSES ARE FROWNING.
star guitar.: It fell on me when I was sleeping OTL
Broswagonist: Oh.
Broswagonist: Then it's a sign.
Broswagonist: You're the next chosen one.
star guitar.: It's not a sign, it's a poster :C

Seriously hate it when this shit happens.

loveanika3: hey.
Broswagonist: Oh god damn it, you're a fucking bot, aren't you?
loveanika3: Im not a freaking bot
Broswagonist: Yes you are.
loveanika3: hey whats upp? 23 femaIe here. u??
Broswagonist: FUCKING KNEW IT!
Broswagonist: BLOCKED.

Lololololo~

star guitar.: > playing TWEWY 
 > some tool douchebag "prince" appears in this slight business quarrel 
 > "F this ramen.... F, for FABULOUS!"
star guitar.: more like f for fucking faggot
Broswagonist: FUCK!
Broswagonist: I LOVE YOU!

More like, Tales of the SASSbyss!

Luke: Hmph! Don't go comparing me to some pathetic bandits!

Tear: Yes, you might upset the bandits.

Typical vidya chat with Eden.

Broswagonist: ... Still playing Street Fighter.
Broswagonist: What is wrong with me?
glimmerous fop.: Street Walker Fighter?
Broswagonist: Street Peddler with Problems.
glimmerous fop.: Red Light District Martial Artist.
Broswagonist: I.
Broswagonist: I like where this is going.
glimmerous fop.: ;D

And no one will get the joke.

Broswagonist: Hey.
Broswagonist: If Bryce teaches me how to dougie.
Broswagonist: Will you teach me how to dubstep?
Spirit Youth: Fuck you, I lol'd.

Pretty much sums up Final Fantasy XIII.

Transfer Student: I've been playing RPGs for most of my natural life and I abhorred XIII.
judith.: i`m glad i didn`t buy it LOL
judith.: although i appreciate the theme of fem empowerment
judith.: since the male cast was shit
Transfer Student: What fem empowerment?  Lightning was just a huge fucking bitch.
Transfer Student: I played up until the third disc.
judith.: really?
Transfer Student: Okay, I'll be fair and say that she has some redeeming qualities as a character, but I felt they came in a little too late into the story.
Transfer Student: She's like.
Transfer Student: BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH MAD MAD MAD BITCH MAD BITCH
Transfer Student: Then Hope's life gets all flipped-turned upside down.
Transfer Student: And Lightning is all.
Transfer Student: Well, I guess you can come stay with me in Bel-Air.
Transfer Student: But by then, the plane had already left.
Transfer Student: And they had to go by bus.
Transfer Student: THROUGH A SINGLE LINEAR FUCKING PATH.

Talkin' 'bout bein' kawaii.

kyu-niverse.: and you're so kawaii you could pass for my little sister <3
Transfer Student: My Little Sister Can't Be Six Feet Tall.
kyu-niverse.: too bad
Transfer Student: No, I mean.
Transfer Student: That's the new title of the show.
Transfer Student: I was being funny.
kyu-niverse.: xD
Transfer Student: This is comedy hour, Eden.
Transfer Student: COMEDY FUCKIN' HOUR.
kyu-niverse.: So, comedy hour takes place before the Dark Hour?
Transfer Student: Yes.
Transfer Student: And it's twice as gruesome.
kyu-niverse.: oh 
kyu-niverse.: well then
kyu-niverse.: Gay Hour happens just a bit after the Dark Hour
kyu-niverse.: so you're safe for now
Transfer Student: And it's three times as fabulous.
kyu-niverse.: c:

BEST TOMODACHIS 4 LYFE

lucawesome: Oh my god.
lucawesome: Sarah.
lucawesome: If we ever hang out.
lucawesome: And like.
lucawesome: I get a bruise.
lucawesome: I want you to get a pen.
lucawesome: And do this to me.
lucawesome: http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luy657DWLg1qjv7cyo1_500.jpg
Shut In Princess Sarah: and make it ghastly rite
Shut In Princess Sarah: yes
lucawesome: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.
lucawesome: THE MAGIC IS RUINED.
Shut In Princess Sarah: heh
lucawesome: WE WERE HAVING A GOD DAMN MOMENT, SARAH.
lucawesome: AND YOU FUCKING KILLED IT.
Shut In Princess Sarah: I'VE BEEN AROUND THE INTERNET
lucawesome: LIKE BAMBI'S MOTHER.
Shut In Princess Sarah: I'M THE ONE THAT SHOT HER
lucawesome: MY MOTHER IS DEAD BECAUSE OF YOU.
Shut In Princess Sarah: BECAUSE I PULLED THE TRIGGER
Shut In Princess Sarah: mmm whatcha saaay
lucawesome: FUCK!
lucawesome: I LOVE YOU!

Oh fuck...

lucawesome: Darker than FUCK.
Brizzilianaire: fucker than fuck
lucawesome: O:

I wanted to tell her about Homestuck...

lucawesome: HoNk HoNk! :o)
Nikki (ラミレリ): FUCK
lucawesome: cAlM tHe HeLl DoWn SiStEr, WhY DoN'T yOu gEt WiTh SoMe SwEeT MoThErFuCkIn FaYgO?
Nikki (ラミレリ): wh-what??
lucawesome: KiCk ThE wIcKeD HaBiT AnD ChUg tHaT PrEcIoUs nEcTaR
Nikki (ラミレリ): I don't
lucawesome: mE NeItHEr sIsTer, NoW ThAt's a TrUe dOwNrIgHt mOtHeRfUcKiN MiRaClE
lucawesome: :o)
Nikki (ラミレリ): Luca
Nikki (ラミレリ): please stop
Nikki (ラミレリ): You are hurting me
lucawesome: hOnK!

Well, she's got a point.

lucawesome: I'm gonna play this.
lucawesome: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=189QSTKC5no
lucawesome: Right before getting it on with a lady.
Shut In Princess Sarah: fuck
Shut In Princess Sarah: no
lucawesome: No? :c
Shut In Princess Sarah: watch her just
Shut In Princess Sarah: stand up
Shut In Princess Sarah: and just stare at you for a second
Shut In Princess Sarah: like contemplating to slap you or something
Shut In Princess Sarah: but then decides against it because that takes effort
Shut In Princess Sarah: and then she just walks out
Shut In Princess Sarah: and becomes a lesbian

Pet Talk

sarfah: also I'm thinking about getting my own little pet. I want a hamster but maybe I should get a bird or what should i do guys ffff
lucawesome: You should get a manticore.
sarfah: wat
lucawesome: Or at least settle for a chimera.
sarfah: no
lucawesome: Why not?
sarfah: get out
lucawesome: Why?
sarfah: I want serious suggestions okey
lucawesome: You can't get more serious than a fucking manticore.
sarfah: becuase i am always srs bisness rite
lucawesome: That shit will rip you apart.
sarfah: then why would i want it
lucawesome: Because.
lucawesome: If you gain its trust.
lucawesome: It will serve you for life.
lucawesome: Pet/house guardian.
sarfah: sounds good
lucawesome: I told you.
lucawesome: You're gonna need some blue dragon blood to lure it out, though.
lucawesome: Not green, though.
sarfah: oh
lucawesome: Whatever you do, don't get green dragon blood.
sarfah: alright
sarfah: let me just
sarfah: get that out of my pocket
lucawesome: It's a common misconception, thinking green dragon blood has the same effects as blue dragon blood.
lucawesome: Manticores respond in an extremely hostile manner to it.
lucawesome: Well, even more hostile than they already are.
lucawesome: But you get what I mean.

judith.: in which i realize
judith.: how bad mami`s design is
judith.: soul gem in her hairpin
judith.: hairpin goes on the most vulnerable part of the body
judith.: why, mami
Foggy Glasses: I guess.
Foggy Glasses: She didn't quite.
Foggy Glasses: Think that far ahead.
judith.: ......
judith.: dammit ed