How to play Ace Attorney Games
- Get some new evidence: save
- End of investigation: save
- Cross-examination: save
- About to present some evidence on cross-examination: save
- Make a mistake: reload
- Get it right: save
- Don’t know what to do at all? Save and spam evidence until you finally find a winner. Reload and present evidence to preserve your green bar.
- About to make fateful decision that can turn the tide of the trial? SAVE AND PRAY THAT YOU DON’T SCREW UP THE NEXT SEQUENCE OF EVENTS. Also, save every other line, just in case.
- Repeat until end of trial
… This was me from the second to last case of the first game and onwards.
The “gay” moments you have with friends.
You see your friend and you’re like:
And they’re like:
- Why is it in quotations?
- I’m secure enough with my masculinity to call any of my bros a fine piece of ass, then lick my lips as I look him in the eyes and reach out to hold his hand.
Ed, remember that time we played through an entire brawl match while holding hands?
How could I ever forget? I had a boner the whole time thought it was funny.
The “gay” moments you have with friends.
You see your friend and you’re like:
And they’re like:
- Why is it in quotations?
- I’m secure enough with my masculinity to call any of my bros a fine piece of ass, then lick my lips as I look him in the eyes and reach out to hold his hand.
No, I love you guys. I love you like brothers. I don’t wanna, like… have your penis. In my vagina.
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| — | My lesbian friend on Skype |
How to tell apart the good guys from the bad ones in Fire Emblem.
Good guys- they look cool and/or handsome.
Bad guys- they’re ugly.
Villagers and everyone else- they’re bland.
Decent-looking character siding with the bad guys- foreshadowing.
ohmyemi replied to your video: This is how you make an RPG on the PS3. Notice…
Tales of Series knows how to get shit done. Enough said.
Amen.
Nikki, it’s 5 in the god damn morning where you live, go back to sleep.
… And why the fuck does EVERYONE have a friend named Nikki?
What happened to Nicky? I like Nicky better.
Change your ugly-ass name while you’re at it, it’s deformed.
Still <3 you, though. I like your banner. :3c
In Golden Sun there’s an item called “Nut.”
It’s just what you think, just a common nut you can pick from certain trees throughout the game.
It restores 200 HP.
I gave the party’s healer, Mia, six nuts, a pair from each guy.
I told a friend over Skype she was holding everyone’s nuts and we cackled like madmen.
