ALL OF MY LOVE.
The Life and Times of Wildstream: A True Nuzlocke Story
Last night.
I got to Valley Windworks, hoping the first Pokemon to show up would be Buizel.
It wasn’t.
I got Pachirisu.
So I was like.
But I quickly finished my business in there and kicked Team Galactic’s ass.
Healed up and got to Route 205.
First thing that pops up WAS a Buizel!
And I was like.
But I couldn’t think of a cool name, so I sat there, staring at the screen, like.
Then I finally thought of something and named it Wildstream!
And I was like.
Then the training began.
My newly-caught Buizel was doing pretty well, and leveled up at a decent pace.
And I was all.
Wildstream’s first actual Trainer battle was against a Picnicker with Ponyta, and we whooped their asses.
And its second battle was against a Hiker.
Took care of his Geodude in a flash, but then.
He sent out his Machop.
And Machop landed a Critical Hit on Wildstream.
So I was all.
Wildstream didn’t survive.
I just stared at the screen like.
But Hercules, my Machop, avenged Wildstream.
And I raped the rest of the Hiker’s team.
When the battle was over, I was like.
Eventually, I had to release Wildstream.
And I was all.
But for Wildstream’s sake, I must move on.
So I have to put on my battle face and honor its memory.
Just a reminder.
The Sky Night’s Edge Jirachi event began yesterday (February 27), so get your ass over to GameStop with a DS and Diamond, Pearl, and/or Platinum to get it. Distribution will end March 13, the day before HeartGold and SoulSilver come out.
Just a reminder, the Pikachu-Colored Pichu event ends in two days (February 14th). If you don’t have one yet, remember to go to GameStop with a DS and a copy of Diamond, Pearl, and/or Platinum.
This special Pichu will trigger the Spiky-Eared Pichu in-game event in Ilex Forest on HeartGold and SoulSilver. It is at Lv 30 and knows the moves Charge, Volt Tackle, Endure, and Endeavor.
Jirachi will be distributed at American GameStop stores from February 27 to March 13.
It is inside a Cherish Ball and obtained at Lv 5. Jirachi is a Steel/Psychic-type and will know the move Draco Meteor, which is exclusive to Dragon-type Pokemon. When traded to Pokemon HeartGold and/or SoulSilver, then to the Pokewalker, this Jirachi will unlock the special area, Night Sky’s Edge.
HeartGold and SoulSilver will be released in North America March 14, the day after the distribution ends.
